Nu am mai scris de ceva vreme pentru ca am fost ocupata cu nunta si conferinta si dormit, dar acum o sa revin in forta. Si ca tot vorbim de nunta, Rick, colegul meu de trupa care a fost casatorit de doua ori (cica nu s-a invatat minte de prima data) a inceput sa imi cante cantecelul de mai jos care e foarte misto, si care se numeste the Divorce Song (Stephen Lynch). Va las si pe voi sa il savurati:
hush little girl
sweet baby dont cry, tonight
daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight
why cant it all be like it was before
how can i explain why mommy's not here anymore
cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores
daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
i think thats why mommy left us, mommy left us
hush little girl
there is no reason to fret, tonight
don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, tonight
soon it will all be like it was before
any minute, she will walk through that front door
but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear
daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus
i think thats why mommy left us
please dont cry
i swear i'll try
to be here by your side
right after daddy gets home from the bar
visits his bookee
and steals a new car
he'll drive to the strip club
and if daddy plays his cards right
he'll bring home your new mommy tonight
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